averagefairy:

notlostonanadventure:

averagefairy:

cleaning with a mr clean magic eraser is such a sensual experience like the mess just goes away it’s so easy…… i just cleaned the fridge and i was turned on the whole time. mr clean owns my ass

This is the weirdest viral marketing campaign ever

ITS NOT SPONSORED IM JUST A FREAK FOR QUALITY CLEANING SUPPLIES

elliebeanz:

if u feel like u dont know what ur doing w ur life just remember that venus spins backwards and we dont even fuckin know why. just do whatever you wanna honestly

caesarsbf:

nyasa

feliz-navistop:

k-scodelarios:

windows 8 can suck my dick

I can’t believe how far technology has come

just-shower-thoughts:

There was one final day you really truly played as a child at the playground.

bearygarden:

OK you know when you hold a cup on your face without your hands… like you suck all the air out of the cup… i don’t know what it’s called

but it’s like That it’s really good